Dad Joke

"mcseanerson" (mcseanerson) 02/24/2016 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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Hey everybody! My wife just gave birth to our third child so I’ve been gone for a bit. I wanted to check in with you guys because I came up with an awesome dad joke while I was gone.

I was putting the car seat in the back seat and my wife told me to make sure the baby is in secure. I turned to the baby and said “You’ll never amount to anything.”

Wife says I’m a horrible human being.

X37.9XXS > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:04

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She’s right, you know

mcseanerson > X37.9XXS 02/24/2016 at 11:04

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Shhh.

AndyG_UK > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:08

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Well I giggled!

BJ > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:12

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You’re a good father. High five!

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:17

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Ha, perfect setup and delivery. I laughed.

shop-teacher > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:22

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I laughed VERY loudly at that!

We are both horrible people :)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:26

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*APPLAUSE*

OPPO dad approved!

Brian, The Life of > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:28

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Congrats, amigo!

ly2v8-Brian > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:38

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cazzyodo > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:39

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First, congrats!

Second, I have another dad joke for you. My gf pulled it on me and I told her I hated her for it.

She asked me, “Where do you see yourself in 4 years?” I thought it was a trap so I asked it back.

Her response: “I don’t know. I don’t have 20-20 vision.”

My response: “Wha...oh I hate you.”

$kaycog > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:42

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Congratulations on Number 3!

CaptDale - is secretly British > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 11:49

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That’s funny! 10/10 should have no ragrets

iSureWilll > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 12:04

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LOL great joke. Wife probably laughed inside when she said that to you.

TheRealBicycleBuck > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 12:15

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Congratulations. Keep channeling your inner Bill Murray

scoob > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 12:21

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I don’t get it.

/19YearOldNonDad

Is it something to do with monies?

mcseanerson > ly2v8-Brian 02/24/2016 at 12:29

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Always recommend Emperor’s New Groove.

mcseanerson > scoob 02/24/2016 at 12:30

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She said make sure the baby is in secure. I made the baby insecure.

scoob > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 12:40

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*Facepalm*

Good one.

Master Cylinder > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 12:41

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I’m not a dad but dad jokes are basically my only jokes. This is a pretty solid dad joke, I approve.

zeontestpilot > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 13:20

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Dad jokes are the best.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 13:33

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Hahaha - congrats on the new addition!

Your wife will love these: https://twitter.com/baddadjokes

RallyWrench > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 13:37

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I get it, I get it!

The Compromiser > mcseanerson 02/24/2016 at 17:38

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Best. Dad. Joke. Ever.

mcseanerson > Brian, The Life of 02/24/2016 at 20:45

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Thanks!

mcseanerson > cazzyodo 02/24/2016 at 20:46

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Thanks!

mcseanerson > $kaycog 02/24/2016 at 20:46

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Thanks!

mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/24/2016 at 20:47

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Thanks!

pip bip - choose Corrour > mcseanerson 02/25/2016 at 05:30

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congrats!

good joke.

mcseanerson > pip bip - choose Corrour 02/25/2016 at 07:20

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Thanks!

I park in a garage > mcseanerson 02/28/2016 at 15:55

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welcome to the ‘3 children is sometimes awkward’ club. happy member myself.

mcseanerson > I park in a garage 02/28/2016 at 21:12

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Yeah, this sums up my life now.

I park in a garage > mcseanerson 02/28/2016 at 23:37

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hell ya. ain’t giving up my a4 avant for no child. 3 will fit in the back.